“I don’t know where I’m going from here, but I promise it won’t be boring.” — David Bowie
I guarantee you that I can help you feel better about yourself and look sexier than ever within one month without giving up on all of the fun by following lame fitness rules.
“How did I get like this?”
I hear that question all of the time. You’re likely pissed off with how you look and how you feel right now.
Shit happens. You can’t always stay on top of your fitness. Life gets in the way. You fall behind. You miss a few workouts, you eat whatever you want because it’s easy, you get a little older, and suddenly you look like crap and feel even worse.
You’re still reading, so you’re likely guilty of one or all of the following:
- Don’t like the way that you look.
- Feel crappy all of the time.
- Low on energy. Stupid Redbulls!
- No sex-drive.
I have good news for you! This is all going to change.
You see, I hate fitness rules. I also hate looking like crap or feeling miserable.
I don’t want you to stay in all of the time, chewing on organic beets while the world passes you by. I also don’t want you to feel crappy about yourself.
When’s the last time you looked for an excuse to take your shirt off?
Hopefully today. Sadly, it might have been a while.
You see, I workout to feel amazing and look amazing. Sure, I want to be healthy, but who really cares about that? I want to feel like a million bucks and to look like it.
The picture below says it all!
Who cares about pointless fitness rules?
I’m going to help you feel sexy and better about yourself without stressing about ancient dieting rules.
Time for a few more questions…
- When’s the last time that you felt amazing about yourself?
- When’s the last time you had someone compliment you on how you looked?
- When’s the last time you were happy with your workout routine?
- When’s the last time you had sex?
I’ll stop making you feel bad.
None of us are perfect. The good news is that there’s a solution. You can take action right now and never look back.
You need someone to hold you accountable.
“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.” — Hellen Keller
How can I help?
I’m here to change everything for you. I want to give you a hand. I want to kick your ass until you finally make some changes. I want you to be proud of how you look, to train from wherever you’re comfortable, and to feel on top of this world!
Too many of us rely on booze or drugs to feel good.
Too many of us are confused by what to do and where to start.
We’re going to eat better and feel better than ever before. Why waste time being sad? Why waste time feeling sick?
You see, the world’s best athletes that perform at the highest level all have coaches. Anyone that has done anything great in life had a coach that helped them get there. There’s only so much that you can do on your own. You need to eventually invest some time and money into having someone on your side that’s going to push you to the next level.
What am I offering?
The chance to work with me one-on-one. The chance to change your situation forever. The chance to have me on your side 100% of the time. The chance to ask someone the most embarrassing questions that you have.
There are different levels of help.
- Emergency — I feel like crap!
- Get on track — I want to get on track!
- Long term — I’m stuck and want someone to be there for a while!
- Personal advisor — I need someone to help figure this crazy world out!
“The moment that you feel that, just possibly, you’re walking down the street naked, exposing too much of your heart and your mind and what exists on the inside, showing too much of yourself. That’s the moment you may be starting to get it right.” — Neil Gaiman
Why should you pay for this?
“Why would I pay this asshole when I can get the information for free?”
That’s what you’re thinking. I understand that.
I want you to stop wasting time. You already have all of the information in the world. You just need someone to help you execute it now.
I will work with you.
I’m also going to ask you the uncomfortable questions that everyone else is avoiding.
When’s the last time you had sex? When’s the last time you liked the way you looked? When’s the last time you conquered a fear?
It’s great to talk about sex and working out and all of these topics. When’s the last time you actually had sex? When’s the last time you actually worked out and felt great about it?
“Lacking an external focus, the mind turns inward on itself and creates problems to solve, even if the problems are undefined or unimportant. If you find a focus, an ambitious goal that seems impossible and forces you to grow, these doubts disappear.” — Tim Ferriss
I’ve done it all and experienced everything for myself through pure embarrassment.
I have done it all when it comes to workouts. Everything.
- Kettlebell swings? Done.
- Training in the park? Done.
- Muy Thai? Hell yeah.
- BJJ tournaments? Yes.
- Pro wrestling matches. Hell yeah.
It’s like having your own personal trainer/life coach/nutritionist without any of the awkwardness or high fees!
Who have I helped?
My biggest claim to fame is helping my youngest brother turn into a 210lb monster at 17 (as pictured below). His transformation was so inspiring that he was featured in a local Canadian fitness magazine. Boom!
Are you ready for the rest of your life?
Are you ready to get started? Will you finally make the BADLY NEEDED changes? Or will you keep on keeping on?
You see, I realize that I’ll never look like a model. I will always feel amazing and take my shirt off in public any chance I get.
Let’s do it this! We will never look back from this point on.
Fill out the contact form and I’ll get back to you to see if you would even be a right fit. I’m not here to get rich. I’m here to work closely with a few folks looking to get to that next level.
I want you to leave a message with your current situation and where you want to go.
“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.” — Leonardo da Vinci